Your mums teeth are so loose she bites her chest each time she sneezes!
Yo’ mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Mama’s so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Yo Mama so fat were in her right now.
Yo Mama is so fat she’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan.