Your mums teeth are so loose she bites her chest each time she sneezes!
Yo mum’s so fat, she though diet meant Die ET – From: Rich
Yo mama so fat it looks likes she smuggling a Volkswagen
People say they wake up on the wrong side of their bed, your mum wakes up on both of them.
Your mum’s so fat, that when she sits on a bus, the bus does a wheelie