Your mum’s like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and get laid in the closet!!
Your mum’s so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone
Your mum’s so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank
Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.”Posted by admin on Friday Mar 1, 2013 Under Uncategorized
Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.”
Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
Your mums so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tak
Joke thanks to Martin
Yo mama’s so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Your mum is so ugly she walked in to a haunted house and walked out with a job
Submitted by Phil G King
Your mums boobs are so big she has to go to autozone to get a bra!!!!
Submitted by Kelsey King