Your mums teeth are so loose she bites her chest each time she sneezes!
Yo mum’s so fat, she though diet meant Die ET – From: Rich
Yo mama so fat it looks likes she smuggling a Volkswagen
People say they wake up on the wrong side of their bed, your mum wakes up on both of them.
Your mum’s so fat, that when she sits on a bus, the bus does a wheelie
Your mum’s so fat, the equator is her belt
Your mum’s so dumb, she got sacked from an M&M’s factory for throwing away the W’s
Your mum’s so fat, she stepped on scales and it said “one at a time please”
Your mum’s so fat, that her picture takes up 2 photo frames
Your mum’s so ugly, they filmed “gorrilas is the mist” in her shower